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HILARIOUS children's books x 10

Here's 10 choices by Mel

1.DRAGONS LOVE TACOS by Adam Rubin

Want to get a dragon to come to your party? Just serve tacos! Dragons love all kinds of tacos! But be careful not to accidentally serve them spicy salsa …

2. GRUMPY MONKEY by Suzanne Lang

Have you ever woken up feeling grumpy for no reason at all? Jim the chimpanzee has! He’s in a terrible mood, and all the advice from his friends is really not helping! Maybe he just needs a day to feel grumpy

3. THE BAD GUYS by Aaron Blabey

They sound like Bad Guys, they look like Bad Guys...they even smell like Bad Guys! But Mr Wolf, Mr Piranha, Mr Snake and Mr Shark have a plan to change all that! Follow this group of misfit animals as they try (and often fail) to prove that they are really the Good Guys!

4.CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS by Dav Pilkey

Best friends Harold and George have created the greatest superhero in the history of their school--and now they're going to bring him to life! Meet Captain Underpants! His true identity is so secret, even HE doesn't know who he is!

5. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID by Jeff Kinney

This hilarious series follows middle schooler Greg Heffley as he records the highs and lows of his daily life, navigating friends, family, and school. The books are full of funny cartoons and relatable humour

6. MATILDA’S JOKES FOR AWESOME KIDS by Quentin Blake and Roald Dahl

What better way to laugh than with this joke book featuring over 500 hilarious gags! The book is narrated by Matilda herself, and is full of silly puns, brain-tickling riddles, and the Trunchbull’s favourite insults!

7.THE WONKY DONKEY by Craig Smith

Is this the funniest rhyming song ever?! With a hilarious rhyme on each page, the silly sentences build the story until the very end, where that honky-tonky winky wonky donkey will have you bursting with laughter!

8.THE WORLD’S WORST CHILDREN by David Walliams

Are you ready to meet the absolute worst children in the world? Five beastly boys and five gruesome girls - such as ‘Dribbling Drew’ - a boy whose drool gets him into trouble on a school trip! Or ‘Sofia Sofa’ - a TV fan so stuck to the sofa that she's turning into one! 

9.PIG THE PUG by Aaron Blabey

From the author that brought you ‘The Bad Guys’ and ‘Thelma the Unicorn’ comes a colourful and very funny series about a naughty, greedy selfish pug who gets himself into all sorts of messes but never seems to learn from his mistakes!

10. THE TWITS by Roald Dahl

In this clever classic, you’ll meet Mr and Mrs Twit – the ugliest, dirtiest, meanest old couple ever! They love to play practical jokes on each other, and they keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family prisoner in their garden! But not for long – the monkey has a brilliant plan to trick the Twits and escape!









 

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